HILARIOUS BASKETBALL QUOTES
If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
- Charles Barkley
It does’nt matter if you fall down, it’s whether you get back up.
- Micheal Jordan
I tell kids to pursue their basketball dreams, but I tell them to not let that be their only dream.
- Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
- Charles Shackleford
One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
In fact you can see it all over their faces.
- Basketball analyst
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
- Charles Barkley
I truly love the game of basketball.
I truly love the game.
I wouldn't be playing if I didn't love the game.
- Michael Jordan
Hilarious Basketball Quotes
As far as carrying the torch for the years to come, I don’t know.
I just want to be the best basketball player I can be.
- Kobe Bryant
You don’t play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
- Bobby Knight
I haven’t been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.
Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
- Dave Barry
I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
- Shaquille O'Neal
If all I’m remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I’ve done a bad job with the rest of my life.
- Isiah Thomas
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
- Shelby Metcalf
We have a great bunch of outside shooters.
Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
- Weldon Drew
Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.
-
Bill Vaughn
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