HILARIOUS BASKETBALL QUOTES 

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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

- Charles Barkley

It does’nt matter if you fall down, it’s whether you get back up.

- Micheal Jordan

I tell kids to pursue their basketball dreams, but I tell them to not let that be their only dream.

- Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

- Charles Shackleford

One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.

- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.

In fact you can see it all over their faces.

- Basketball analyst

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

- Charles Barkley

I truly love the game of basketball.

I truly love the game.

I wouldn't be playing if I didn't love the game.

- Michael Jordan

Hilarious Basketball Quotes

As far as carrying the torch for the years to come, I don’t know.

I just want to be the best basketball player I can be.

- Kobe Bryant

You don’t play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

- Bobby Knight

I haven’t been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.

Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

- Dave Barry

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

- Shaquille O'Neal

If all I’m remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I’ve done a bad job with the rest of my life.

- Isiah Thomas

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

- Shelby Metcalf

We have a great bunch of outside shooters.

Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.

- Weldon Drew

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.

- Bill Vaughn


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