HILARIOUS CLEAN JOKES
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to cross roads.
Martin Luther King, Jr: I can see one day there be a world where all
chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
Hilarious
Clean Jokes -- Why
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Ronald Reagan: What? chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Tiger Woods: It wasn't just one chicken, there were at least 10 of
them, but i am not talking about these things in public, it's a private
matter.
Jacques Chirac: We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may
force us to cross a road. It isn't safe.
George W. Bush: We don't really care about why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or
not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no
middle ground here.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Hilarious Clean Jokes -- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Homer Simpson: Mmmmmm. Chicken.
O.J. Simpson: Absolutely one-hundred percent unsure.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Microsoft Chicken 2007, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
The Pope: That is only for God to know.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Voltaire: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend
to the death its right to do it.
Hilarious
Clean Jokes -- Why Did
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Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning
except to him.
Grandpa: In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.
Jack Nicholson: 'cause it f*****g wanted to. That's the f*****g reason.
Colonel Sanders: Damn, I missed one!
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Hilarious Clean Jokes -- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Colin Powell: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Hans Blix: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy
George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that
he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only
serving their interests.
Hilarious Clean Jokes -- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Barry Scheck: Were you there? WERE YOU?? Did you see that chicken cross
that road? Well?? DID YOU???
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking
around all over the place, anyway?"
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
told!
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences, which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the
road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom
we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Hilarious Clean Jokes: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Anderson Consulting:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its
dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the
newly competitive market. Anderson Consulting, in a partnering
relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the chicken use its
skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall
strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens
along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to
leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and
to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the
implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of
poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,
clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's
mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
creation of a total business integration solution. Anderson Consulting
helped the chicken change to become more successful.
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