HILARIOUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY
When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older...
My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.
Where would you learn to make ice cream? At sunday school.
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Next time, take off the candles.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
What was the average age of a cave man? Stone Age!
Short Hilarious Happy Birthday Messages
What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
What party game do rabbits like to play? Musical Hares!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
It's not about age, it's about attitude.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Short Hilarious Happy Birthday Messages
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
Short Hilarious Happy Birthday Messages
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
What is the left side of a birthday cake? The side that's not eaten.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? No, they both burn shorter!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake!
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.
What was the average age of a cave man? Stone Age!
Short Hilarious Happy Birthday Messages
What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
What party game do rabbits like to play? Musical Hares!
Why was the stationmaster's son having a cake on a train seat? It was his berth-day.
Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
The only assured gift that every one of us gets on our birthday is another year.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays
are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
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