HILARIOUS YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
Yo mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
Yo mama so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
Yo mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
Yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Yo mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.
Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...
'Which colour?'
Yo mama so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
Yo mama so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
Yo mama so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema...
she works as the screen
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing..
'Moving' she replied.
Yo mama so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
Yo mama so old when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
Yo mama so stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
Yo mama so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo mama so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo mama so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
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Yo mama so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
Yo mama so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
Yo mama so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
Yo mama so old she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Yo mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so
ugly
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
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