HOT MOTHER IN LAW JOKES
There was a guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live.
He decides to move in with his mother in law,
because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever.
The definition of mixed emotions - seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car.
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What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your mother in law?
Sir, we were able to save her!
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A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip.
I was having dinner with my mother in law, and I wanted to say,
"Could you please pass the butter?"
But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --
Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel."
His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
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Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.
One says to the other, "You know, I just can't stand my mother-in-law."
The other one replies, "Just eat the mashed potatoes."
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Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.
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Why did my mother-in-law cross the road?
I don't know, but it was an ugly sight.
-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married,
and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --
My mother-in-law said to me, "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee".
I replied, "If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"
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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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I never forget a face,
But in my MIL's case I'm willing to make an exception.
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Me and my MIL were happy for 20 years.
Then we met each other.
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Marriage Anon is a club for bachelors.
If anyone is tempted to marry, they send my MIL over in curlers and dressing gown.
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I saw the mother in law walking down the path so i jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO!
She said you nearly frightened me to death, so i shouted BOO! BOO! BOO!
-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --
How many mothers-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage?
Just one ... mine!
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How are shotguns and mothers in law alike?
If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!
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"Hello. Your mother in law fell into my pool filled with crocodiles."
"The crocodiles are yours, so you save them."
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What is a good thing about not having any kids?
You
will never become anyone's mother in law.
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