HOT MOTHER IN LAW JOKES

There was a guy who was told by his doctor that he has only six months to live.



He decides to move in with his mother in law,

because living with her for six months will seem like forever.

-- Hot MIL Jokes --

The definition of mixed emotions - seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car.

-- Hot MIL Jokes --

What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your mother in law?

Sir, we were able to save her!

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip.

I was having dinner with my mother in law, and I wanted to say,

"Could you please pass the butter?"

But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel."

His friend replies, "You're lucky.  Mine is still alive."

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Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.

One says to the other, "You know, I just can't stand my mother-in-law."

The other one replies, "Just eat the mashed potatoes."

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Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.

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Why did my mother-in-law cross the road?

I don't know, but it was an ugly sight.

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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married,

and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law said to me, "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee".

I replied, "If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"

-- Hot MIL Jokes --

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

I never forget a face,

But in my MIL's case I'm willing to make an exception.

-- Hot MIL Jokes --

Me and my MIL were happy for 20 years.

Then we met each other.

-- Hot MIL Jokes --

Marriage Anon is a club for bachelors.

If anyone is tempted to marry, they send my MIL over in curlers and dressing gown.

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I saw the mother in law walking down the path so i jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO!

She said you nearly frightened me to death, so i shouted BOO! BOO! BOO!

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

How many mothers-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage?

Just one ... mine!

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How are shotguns and mothers in law alike?

If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!

-- Hot MIL Jokes --

"Hello. Your mother in law fell into my pool filled with crocodiles."

"The crocodiles are yours, so you save them."

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What is a good thing about not having any kids?

You will never become anyone's mother in law.

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