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There was a guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live.

He decides to move in with his mother in law,

because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever.

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The definition of mixed emotions - seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car.

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What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your mother in law?

Sir, we were able to save her!

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A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip.

I was having dinner with my mother in law, and I wanted to say,

"Could you please pass the butter?" 

But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." 

His friend replies, "You're lucky.  Mine is still alive."

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Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.

One says to the other, "You know, I just can't stand my mother-in-law."

The other one replies, "Just eat the mashed potatoes."

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Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.

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Why did my mother-in-law cross the road?

I don't know, but it was an ugly sight.

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married,

and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

My mother-in-law said to me, "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee".

I replied, "If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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I never forget a face,

But in my MIL's case I'm willing to make an exception.

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Me and my MIL were happy for 20 years.

Then we met each other.

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Marriage Anon is a club for bachelors.

If anyone is tempted to marry, they send my MIL over in curlers and dressing gown.

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I saw the mother in law walking down the path so i jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO!

She said you nearly frightened me to death, so i shouted BOO! BOO! BOO!

-- Short Hot Mother in Law Jokes --

How many mothers-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage?

Just one ... mine!

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How are shotguns and mothers in law alike?

If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!

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"Hello. Your mother in law fell into my pool filled with crocodiles."

"The crocodiles are yours, so you save them."

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What is a good thing about not having any kids?

You will never become anyone's mother in law.


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