JOB INTERVIEW JOKES
The Man with No Ears
Felix was in a terrible accident at work.
Oddly, however, the only permanent damage done to him was that both of his ears were amputated.
Because he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the insurance company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.
One day, Felix decided to invest his money in a small, but growing computer business.
After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright.
After signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.
The next day he had set up three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting.
But at the end of the interview, Felix asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears.”
Felix got very angry and threw him out.
The second interviewee was even better than the first.
He asked the same question and he replied: "Well, you have no ears."
Felix again was upset and tossed him out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three.
It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college.
He was extremely smart and seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Felix was anxious but went ahead and asked the same question.
To his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes, you wear contact lenses."
Felix was shocked. "What an incredibly observant young man.
How in the world did you know that?" asked Felix.
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
"Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"
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One day a man tried to get a job at a great company.
He passed every test with flying colours.
At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second," the man replies
He reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin.
He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!"
The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking?"
Funny Job Interview Jokes -- The Handicapped Man
A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" asks the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start?
I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but
I might as well be honest with you.
Nothing gets done between 7 and 10.
We
just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do
first."
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