KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS
Here are some funny kids knock knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vet.
Vet who?
Vet kind of door is this, you can't afford a bell?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean awhile since I last saw ya.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
The door got slammed on my nose!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
Art ya gonna open the door for me?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell?
I'm standing right here!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give ya another joke!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Judo.
Judo who?
What, Judo know?
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Knock knock-a-doodle-doo
Knock knock
Who's hair?
my hair
My hair where?
my hair up there!! (points to head)
knock knock
whadda you want?!
some food please
...
Christmas knock knock joke
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary christmas.
two kids named shutup and trouble
There were two kids, their names were shutup and trouble. Trouble ran away and shutup went to tell the police.. shutup tells the police.. i need help so ...
The Crate
Well here's another knock knock joke :-)
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.
ash
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knock knock
whos there
ash
ash who
yo ash stank
the ship
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knock knock
who`s there?
shipy
shipy who?
shipy dont know
ABC....
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TEACHER TEACHER CAN I GO TO THE TOILET? YES OF CORSE. BUT SAY YOUR ABC'S FIRST.FINE!. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z. WHERES YOUR ...
bullies
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nock nock
whos there
nock nock
whos there
nock nock
stop nocking!
Banana
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how do you tease fruits
(ba)nananananananana
knock knock special
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knock knock
who's there?
cow
cow who?
cow moo not who
knock knock
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knock knock?
who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Aw don't cry it's just a joke!
It's not teeth
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Teeth.
Teeth who?
It's not teethbrush It's toothbrush.
joke your daddy
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yo daddy is soooooooooo fat he cant tie his shoe he has too tell the maid lol !omg
zip it
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knock knock
whos there
zip it zip it
who zip it lock it
put it in your pocket
Yahoo
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yah,
Yah who?
What are you so happy about?
peanut
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knock knock
whos there
peanut peanut who
im glad i didnt
say peanut butter
The four aliens
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One day, there were four alien went to earth. They can speak one phrase of english. The first alien went to school and learn to speak "me me me". The second ...
Ho ho
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Ho Ho
Ho Ho who?
Hey, Santa is coming to our home.
Knock knock joke
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knock knock
who's there
Duane
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry it is only a commercial.
Shelby
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Knock Knock
Whos There?
Shelby
Shelby Who?
Shelby commin' round the mountain when she comes.
The cheese robber
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Three guys go to a cheese store they steel some cheese then meet with there boss.
The boss asks the first guy what kind of cheese he has he says I have ...
owl
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knock knock
who's there
who
who who
what are you a owl.
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