KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS


Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Here are some funny kids knock knock jokes  

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Nunya.

Nunya who? 

Nunya business.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Vet.

Vet who? 

Vet kind of door is this, you can't afford a bell?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Bean.

Bean who? 

Bean awhile since I last saw ya.


Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Theodore.

Theodore who? 

The door got slammed on my nose!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Art.

Art who? 

Art ya gonna open the door for me?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Kent.

Kent who? 

Kent you tell?

I'm standing right here!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and let me in!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.

Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?

Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I called by?

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mister.

Mister who?

Mister last bus home.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

York.

York who?

York coming over to my place tonight?

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Olive. 

Olive who? 

Olive you.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Justin.

Justin who? 

Justin time to give ya another joke!!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Judo.

Judo who? 

What, Judo know?



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Dwain Not rated yet
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something actualy funny Not rated yet
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ketchup Not rated yet
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spy Not rated yet
why was the spy secretly in bed? he was still under cover

BOOHOO! Not rated yet
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ORANGE Not rated yet
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boo Not rated yet
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Annie Mae  Not rated yet
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orange Not rated yet
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gessin what Not rated yet
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Josefa,Luisa and Enna Not rated yet
Knock Knock who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rolling

Funny stuff Not rated yet
knock knock whose there? trucker trucker who? Truck you!

Remote Not rated yet
Mommy I have a running nose Put a stick in front of it to stop running then!

cook Not rated yet
knock knock who's there cook cook who cook you

knock knock Not rated yet
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Jomommey Not rated yet
Jomommey waiting for you …

Pee Not rated yet
Knock knock Who's there? Pee Pee who? Peew you stink …

ash Not rated yet
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the ship Not rated yet
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ABC.... Not rated yet
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bullies Not rated yet
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Banana Not rated yet
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knock knock Not rated yet
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It's not teeth Not rated yet
Knock knock. Who's there? Teeth. Teeth who? It's not teethbrush It's toothbrush.

joke your daddy Not rated yet
yo daddy is soooooooooo fat he cant tie his shoe he has too tell the maid lol !omg

zip it Not rated yet
knock knock whos there zip it zip it who zip it lock it put it in your pocket

Yahoo Not rated yet
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peanut Not rated yet
knock knock whos there peanut peanut who im glad i didnt say peanut butter

The four aliens Not rated yet
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Ho ho  Not rated yet
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Knock knock joke Not rated yet
knock knock who's there Duane Duane who? Duane the bathtub I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock Not rated yet
Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Don't cry it is only a commercial.

Shelby Not rated yet
Knock Knock Whos There? Shelby Shelby Who? Shelby commin' round the mountain when she comes.

The cheese robber Not rated yet
Three guys go to a cheese store they steel some cheese then meet with there boss. The boss asks the first guy what kind of cheese he has he says I have …

owl Not rated yet
knock knock who's there who who who what are you a owl.



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