KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Knock knock-a-doodle-doo 
Knock knock Who's hair? my hair My hair where? my hair up there!! (points to head) knock knock whadda you want?! some food please …

two kids named shutup and trouble 
There were two kids, their names were shutup and trouble. Trouble ran away and shutup went to tell the police.. shutup tells the police.. i need help so …

Christmas knock knock joke 
Knock Knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary christmas.

The Crate 
Well here's another knock knock joke :-) Knock-knock. Who's there? Crate. Crate who? Crate to be here.

Dwain Not rated yet
Knock knock Who's there Dwain Dwain who Dwain da bathtub I'm drowning

something actualy funny Not rated yet
knock knock (who is there) BOO (boo who) Jeez man it's just a joke don't cry about it.

ketchup Not rated yet
knock knock whos there ketchup ketchup who ketchup and ill give you the money

spy Not rated yet
why was the spy secretly in bed? he was still under cover

BOOHOO! Not rated yet
Knock Knock who's there? boo boo who don't be sad it's just a joke …

Knock Knock Not rated yet
Knock Knock: who's there? Boo. Boo who? I wouldn't have knocked if I knew it you was going to make you cry!

ORANGE Not rated yet
KNOCK! KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ORANGE. ORANGE WHO? ORANGE YOU GOING TO GO TO BURGER-KING?

boo Not rated yet
knock knock who's there boo boo who you don't have to cry about it

Annie Mae  Not rated yet
knock knock who's there Annie mea Annie mea who Annie mea I have a cooking

Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock Knock Who's There? Ann Ann who? Ann Easter Bunny Knock Knock Who's There? Rhoda Rhoda who? Row, row, Rhoda boat …

orange Not rated yet
knock knock whose there orange orange who knock knock whose there orange orange who knock knock whose there orange orange who knock …

gessin what Not rated yet
what's the oldest animal? the penguin beacuse it's black and white.

Josefa,Luisa and Enna Not rated yet
Knock Knock who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rolling

Funny stuff Not rated yet
knock knock whose there? trucker trucker who? Truck you!

Remote Not rated yet
Mommy I have a running nose Put a stick in front of it to stop running then!

cook Not rated yet
knock knock who's there cook cook who cook you

knock knock Not rated yet
Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock who's there? banana. banana who? knock knock who's there! Orange …

Jomommey Not rated yet
Jomommey waiting for you …

Pee Not rated yet
Knock knock Who's there? Pee Pee who? Peew you stink …

ash Not rated yet
knock knock whos there ash ash who yo ash stank

the ship Not rated yet
knock knock who`s there? shipy shipy who? shipy dont know

ABC.... Not rated yet
TEACHER TEACHER CAN I GO TO THE TOILET? YES OF CORSE. BUT SAY YOUR ABC'S FIRST.FINE!. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z. WHERES YOUR …

bullies Not rated yet
nock nock whos there nock nock whos there nock nock stop nocking!

Banana Not rated yet
how do you tease fruits (ba)nananananananana

knock knock special Not rated yet
knock knock who's there? cow cow who? cow moo not who

knock knock Not rated yet
knock knock? who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aw don't cry it's just a joke!

It's not teeth Not rated yet
Knock knock. Who's there? Teeth. Teeth who? It's not teethbrush It's toothbrush.

joke your daddy Not rated yet
yo daddy is soooooooooo fat he cant tie his shoe he has too tell the maid lol !omg

zip it Not rated yet
knock knock whos there zip it zip it who zip it lock it put it in your pocket

Yahoo Not rated yet
Knock Knock. Who's there? Yah, Yah who? What are you so happy about?

peanut Not rated yet
knock knock whos there peanut peanut who im glad i didnt say peanut butter

The four aliens Not rated yet
One day, there were four alien went to earth. They can speak one phrase of english. The first alien went to school and learn to speak "me me me". The second …

Ho ho  Not rated yet
Knock knock? Who's there? Ho Ho Ho Ho who? Hey, Santa is coming to our home.

Knock knock joke Not rated yet
knock knock who's there Duane Duane who? Duane the bathtub I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock Not rated yet
Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Don't cry it is only a commercial.

Shelby Not rated yet
Knock Knock Whos There? Shelby Shelby Who? Shelby commin' round the mountain when she comes.

The cheese robber Not rated yet
Three guys go to a cheese store they steel some cheese then meet with there boss. The boss asks the first guy what kind of cheese he has he says I have …

owl Not rated yet
knock knock who's there who who who what are you a owl.