KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS
Here are some funny kids knock knock jokes
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Vet kind of door is this, you can't afford a bell?
Bean awhile since I last saw ya.
The door got slammed on my nose!
Art ya gonna open the door for me?
Kent you tell?
I'm standing right here!
Harry up and let me in!
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
Orange you glad I called by?
Mister last bus home.
York coming over to my place tonight?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
Justin time to give ya another joke!!
What, Judo know?
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