Lil' John

by Colb
(michigan)

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo MOMMA!!! exclaimed lil' john as he sipped his milk from a bendy straw. unfortunately he began choking because sipping and dissing someones momma are hard to do at the same time.
"lil' john??" shrieked lidsay lohan as she stared at "lil' johns corpse. "why did you leave the crickets with the honeybees after the peabrains entered the building?? why oh why oh WHY did this happen to you? it should have been me!!" (everyone nearby nodded in agreement). linsday noticed everybody nodding and said "what? is there something in my teeth? or am i gonna have to bust some caps??"
fergie punched lindsay lohan in the face and said "may your jaws rot as the sands of time"
will.i.am laughed