LIST OF YO MAMA JOKES


List of Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so old she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.




Yo mama so stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

Yo mama so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo mama so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain

Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

Yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo mama so old she even made Yoda jealous.

Yo mama so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

Yo mama so stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies.

Yo mama so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

Yo mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.


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Yo mama so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mama so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo mama so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her.

Yo mama so old when she was at school...there was No history class!

Yo mama so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box.

Yo mama so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.





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Yo mama so stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo mama so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

Yo mama so old she still owes Moses a dollar.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!

Yo mama so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.

Yo mama so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

Yo mama so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

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Yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.

Yo mama so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mama so old when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

Yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories.

Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

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Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up.

Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

Yo mama so stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'.

Yo mama so stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.


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Yo momma so old that when I asked her where she was born she said, "Pangea"





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