little jhonny

by james green
(missouri)

the teacher said,'' we will start daily brain teasers today.'' so the teacher gave them one.


a horse rode into town on friday, stayed three nites and left on friday. how did he do it?



little jhonny said.'' thats no brain teaser but i got a brain teaser. how many guys did my mom sleep with if there were 2,000.


he said the answer was all 2,000