Little Johnny's dad is a truck driver and away on a trip, so when he called home to see how everyone was doing here's what mom had to say. One day while doing the housework mom notices little Johnny sitting at the top of the stairs, he has a box of smarties in one hand and the cat in the other. She watched in amusement as Johnny ate a smartie, bit the cat, and moved down a step. After Johnny repeated the process a few more times mom just had to ask. Little Johhny what is it that your doing? To which Johnny replies " not much ma, just trying to be like dad, popping a few pills, eating a little pussy and moving on"