Little Jonny the genius.

by Jason Wynn
(Somerset)

Little Jonny is walking past his sisters bedroom one day when he notices his sister stood in front of the mirror naked saying "i want a man".

10 mins later Little Jonny is walking past his sisters bedroom again, and this time he sees his sister in bed with her boyfriend.

So little Jonny runs to his bedroom rips off his clothes, stands in front of the mirror and shouts "i want a bike!"