MEXICAN MAMA JOKES
Mexican Mama Jokes -- Non Racial Mexican Jokes
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says
"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below.
The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
Mexican Mama Jokes and Other Good Natured Jokes about Mexicans
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says
"Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok.
The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Mexican Mama Jokes and Other Good Natured Jokes about Mexicans
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.
He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy."
His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy."
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies,
"Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
Mexican Mama Jokes and Other Good Natured Jokes about Mexicans
An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway.
The Arab picks up an AK-47.
He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window.
The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window.
The American asks him why he tossed it.
The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
P.S. On this website you find no Mexican racial jokes. Neither will you find any dirty Mexican Jokes. Craziestjokes.com may have some crazy jokes, but none of them are are meant to put anyone down, and we don't believe in bias and stereotypes. Besides the Mexican Jokes we also have American Jokes, Canadian Jokes, and jokes about many other nationalities.
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