"MMMMMMM" said Humpty

"MMMMMMM" said Humpty

by Colb
(Michigan)

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall'




humpty dumpty ate other eggs.....wait....what??? yeah thats right, he likes 'em sunny side up. mmmmmmmm...so i bet i know what you're thinking right now.... "who is this guy who is narrating this joke and telling me about humpty dumpty???".........

"BWAAHAHAHAA! its me, Golden-Tooth Arcadium!!! you'll never get the best of me!!!

i've been trained in the arts of selling meat products and teaching widowed old ladies how to beat up other widowed old ladies.

i know how to rip the peel off an orange and keep it in one piece! i have found THREE potato chips in the shape of Justin Bieber!!! I know the dark art of 'blending soda'!!!!

SOOOOOO, Humpty dumpty sat on a wall... and then SLAUGHTERED everyone who reads this JOKE!!!!!




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May 19, 2011
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im in pure and idestructable awe. i think o love you

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