MONKEY JOKE
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office...
The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular
attraction,
a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at
the zoo will fall off.
He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get
another one.
The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the
cage before crowd comes.
He
discovers that it's a
great job.
He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws
bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.
However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just
swinging on tires.
He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the
lion in the cage next to his.
Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience,
he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and
dangles from the top to the lion's cage.
Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo-keeper comes and gives the mime a raise
for being such a good attraction.
-- Funny Monkey Joke --
Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the
crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up.
Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he
slips and falls.
The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce.
The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage
with the lion close behind.
Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!" but
the lion is quick and pounces.
The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry
lion and the lion says,
"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
-- Monkey
Joke -- Funny Monkey
Joke --
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper,
"I'll have an CAD monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and
took out a monkey.
He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying,
"That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said,
"That was a very expensive monkey.
Most of them are only few hundred dollars.
Why did that one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in CAD - very fast,
clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage.
"That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout
projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate.
All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of its own.
The price tag around its neck read $50,000.
He gasped to the shopkeeper,
"That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth
does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied,
"Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an
Engineer.
