mother in law trip

by newlywed
(ontario)

Seven newlywed wives had problems with their mother-in-laws

They lived in the country side and on the 1st of every month a bus would come to take the villagers into the city for shopping.

The newlyweds all had a plan they would put a bomb on the bus and send their mother-in-laws on the trip

It was the 1st and only six newlyweds showed up with there mother-in-laws

Just as the bus was ready to pull out it blowed up and killed everyone in it

But only one newlywed was crying

Someone asked her

"My dear child why are you weeping for your mother-in-law is still alive"

And the newlyweds answer was

"EXACTLY!!"