NATIVE AMERICAN JOKES
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement...
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.
"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Funny Native American Jokes -- American Indian Jokes
A Cheyenne guy went to Chinatown in San Francisco.
While there he found a bronze rat at a thrift store.
"How much do you want for the rat" he asked.
"$3 for the rat and $1000 for the story that goes with it" said the shopkeeper.
"Just give me the rat," the Cheyenne said, and then he left with it.
As he walked down the street he noticed a couple of rats following him.
As he walked further, more and more rats started chasing him.
By the time he got to the bay, there were thousands of rats chasing him.
So he climbed up a pole and threw the bronze rat into the water.
To his amazement, all the rats jumped into the water.
The Cheyenne then returned to the thrift store.
"Ahh" the Chinaman said. "Now you would like to hear the story?"
"No" said the Cheyenne, "I just came back to see if you had any bronze white men!"
Funny Native American Jokes -- American Indian Jokes
NASA asked this elder Dine' guy to record a message to put on their newest S.E.T.I. satellite, along with messages from other cultures and languages.
He records the message, the satellite is launched, and one day CNN broadcasts the messages being sent into outer space from the spacecraft.
A huge belly laugh is heard coming from the entire northern portion of Arizona.
When CNN asks why the people are laughing, a man from Chinle tells them,
"The message says that if they are hearing this, to stay quiet and don't respond, because as soon as the white man knows where those aliens live, they'll come over for dinner, and end up NEVER going home!"
Funny Native American Jokes -- American Indian Jokes
There is a train heading across the desert,
when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indian guys.
He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens.
Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum..
(the famous Hollywood drumbeat from the John Ford movies)
The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this.... "
From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either.
He's not our regular drummer!"
Funny Native American Jokes -- Native American Joke and Humor
A Cheyenne man goes into a grocery store, and asks for a package of toilet paper.
The clerk offers him 3 kinds, Charmin, Best Brand, and Generic.
The Cheyenne man takes the generic.
He comes back in a week later, throws the remainder of the toilet paper at the store clerk and says, "I don't want no cheap John Wayne toilet paper!"
The clerk laughs and says, "It's not John Wayne toilet paper, it's GENERIC toilet paper."
The
Cheyenne guy tells him, 'You can call it whatever you want,
but it's rough, tough, and won't take crap off nobody!"
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