NEW YO MAMA JOKES


Funny New Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon... and got stuck!




Yo mama so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says.. 'to be continued'.


Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

Yo mama so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

Yo mama so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

Yo mama so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo mama so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

Yo mama so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"

-- New Yo Mama Jokes --

Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

Yo mama so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'.. believe me, she wasn't kidding!

Yo mama so poor I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.

Yo mama so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

Yo mama so stupid that they even make Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags she can understand.

Yo mama so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.





-- New Yo Mama Jokes --

Yo mama so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid.

Yo mama so poor closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley.. with a box on it.

Yo mama so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.

Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mama so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe,

I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope.. just found one..."

Yo mama so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted.

Yo mama so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie.

Yo mama so stupid it took her two days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'.


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power 
yo mama soo stupid she stuck batteries in her ass and said i got the power!!!!!

Yo mama... Not rated yet
Yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and all the whales came up singing "we are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Seaworld Not rated yet
yo mama so stupid she brung a fishing pole to sea world

Yo mama loves her dew Not rated yet
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew

Funniest mama joke ever Not rated yet
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew

yo mama so skinny she swallowed a grape and thought she was pregnant Not rated yet
Yo mama so skinny she swallowed a grape and thought she was pregnant

Chocolate Not rated yet
Yo mama so stupid, she wanted chocolate milk so she tride to milk a chocolate bar!

Yo Mama Jokes Not rated yet
Yo mamas so poor she took u to K.F.C. on christmas to help lick peoples fingers off and got the nerve to tell you now that's what you call a thanksgiving' …

yo mama jokes Not rated yet
yo mama so bold head when she took a shower she got brain washed

yo momma so fat Not rated yet
you momma so fat the scales say to be continued

Yo mamma Joke Not rated yet
Yo mamma so stupid, she took two AA batteries, shoved them up her but and said, "I got the Power!"

Yo mama so fat Not rated yet
Yo mama is so fat that when she put her tenis shoes on she turned them into flats. …

yo mama Not rated yet
Yo mama is so fat, the emblem on her polo shirt is a real horse.

YO MAMMA!!  Not rated yet
yo mama is so fat she can't take a shower and has to shower in the car wash.

Fat mama Not rated yet
Yo mama so fat when she got in the car it did the lean with it rock with it.

yo mama is so fat Not rated yet
yo mama is so fat when she sat on the ipod she invented the ipad.

twinkies Not rated yet
your mom is so fat she saw a yellow buss with white kids in it and said 'stop that twinkie'

yo mama so fat Not rated yet
Yo mamma so fat they equator wont even fit her as a belt!

Hop Not rated yet
Yo mama so stupid when she went to ihop she hoped thorw the store.

HIDE! Not rated yet
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside everybody hid behide a tree.

unfixable ugly Not rated yet
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the doctor he said I can't fix that!

you Not rated yet
yo mama so ugly she spit out u!

yo mama so nasty  Not rated yet
yo mama so nasty when she did a split she left a stang

Yo Mama So Fat  Not rated yet
Yo mama so fat she went to the beach and people screamed free willy

your mamma is dumb Not rated yet
your mamma is so dumb that when she pugot a piece of paper and and put it on the television, she called it ''paper view''

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