NEW YO MAMA JOKES 

Yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon... and got stuck!

Yo mama so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says.. 'to be continued'.

Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

Yo mama so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

Yo mama so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

Yo mama so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo mama so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

Yo mama so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"

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Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

Yo mama so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'.. believe me, she wasn't kidding!

Yo mama so poor I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.

Yo mama so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

Yo mama so stupid that they even make Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags she can understand.

Yo mama so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

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Yo mama so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid.

Yo mama so poor closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley.. with a box on it.

Yo mama so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.

Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mama so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe,

I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope.. just found one..."

Yo mama so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted.

Yo mama so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie.

Yo mama so stupid it took her two days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'.

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