Ole responded that they were paying for the house on what they were
saving on rent. And they were saving on movie tickets with the price of
cable TV."
Finally, Ole said, "And we're saving on laundry with the new washer and
dryer.
So, I guess ve have to say, ve can't afford to save any more right now."
Funny
Norwegian Jokes
Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Lena is laying naked on the bed
Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"?
Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear".
Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet
full of dresses".
Ole opens the closet door.
Ole "See, here's one dress, another dress, another dress, Hello Lars,
another dress, another dress, isn't that enough?"
Funny Norwegian Jokes
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged
non-support.
He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for
support."
"Vell, dat's kind of you, Judge," said Ole.
"Vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself."
Funny Norwegian Jokes
A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.
"Where did you find that monkey?" asked the Norwegian.
"It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.
"Shut up, you stupid Swede! I am talking to the duck."
Funny Norwegian Jokes
Did you hear about Ole's nephew Torvald who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
Yeah, he had it bronzed.
Sven and Ole
are walking home
from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks,
and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in
my life."
And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's
these low railings."
Funny Norwegian Jokes
Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework.
He had a puzzled look on his face at he considered the assignment that
was due--writing an essay about his origin. He turned to question his
mother.
"Mama, vere did Grandma come from?" he asked.
"Da stork brought her," answered mama Lena.
"And vere did yew come from?" asked Little Ole.
"Da stork brought me," his mother answered.
"And vere did I come from?" Little Ole inquired.
"Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," mama Lena replied.
With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, turned to
his school tablet, and began writing his essay:
"Dere have been no natural births in our family for three yenerations."