patatoe

by natalia kaszowicz
(michigan)

A blonde, a burnette and a red head are being chasd by a cop.

So they all run into a store, they find three emoty patatoe sacks so each one hides in a bag.

The cop comes in a kicks the first bag (the redhead) and the redhead said woof woof so the cop left cuz he thought it was a dog

He goes to the second bag (the burnette) she says meow meow the cop leaves cuz he thinks its a cat

When he finally gets to the blonde he kicks her and the blonde says, "patatoe patatoe"