There where five people on a plane.
The pilot, blonde, boy scout, priest, president.
There where only four parashoots.
The plane was crashing.
The blonde said "im to pretty to die" so she took a parashoot and jumpeed out.
The president said "im the most important man in the world" so he took a parashoot and jumped out.
The pilot said "im important to so im going to jump out" so he took a parashoot and jumped out.
Then the priest said "boy i've had my time you jump out "but the little boy scout was cracking up the priest asked why he was laughing and the little boy said "because the blonde took my bookbag".
So they both got to live.