Rashes in the Wind
by Colb
(Michigan)
"Could you stop slapping me with pancakes for ONE SECOND???"
Benji-the-Loser retorted "i wont stop till you stop whining about it you big pansy hugger!"
"Whiny-Jim jumped on Benji-the-Loser as repeatedly kicked his back.
Luckily Benji-the-Loser was wearing his protective back undies so he didn't feel a thing.
Benji-the-Loser screamed "AAAAUGHGHGHUUUUPPPPPTTTGHGHGHHGHGPPPPPTTHGGHGH WWWWWWW..... bbbbuuummdfdgghhhh......... AAAUGHGGGUGHGUHGGGGPPPTPTGAAAAAAUGHGHAAAAAAAA GGUUHGGGHGGGGH!!!! "
and then he charged right for Whiny-Jim.
Whiny-Jim didn't even see the bowl of pancake batter coming towards him until it smacked him right in the kisser.
Whiny-Jim died right on impact.
His last word was "...uuggh...mmmmm..m.m.....ll....l...Loser..."
Benji-the-Loser's life flashed before his eyes as the shock of realization flowede through his stupid, worthless bloodstream.
he died right then too because one of the popular kids threw a brick at him from a car.
"take that you stupid loser!!"
no one noticed they were gone.
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