Really Funny Blonde Jokes

A man is driving down a country road, when he sees a blonde farmer standing in the middle of a field.

The farmer is just standing there, doing nothing...

The man pulls over and gets out of the car, walks to the farmer and asks him,

"Excuse me, just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"What, Nobel Prize?" asks the man.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.

She has lost her business and she's in dire financial straits.

She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray...

'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.

Please let me win the lottery.'

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.

She again prays...

'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.'

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Again, she prays...

'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car.

I don't often ask You for help and I've always been a good servant to You.

PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.'

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.

The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself..

'Sweetheart, work with Me on this..... Buy a ticket.'

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A truck driver was driving down the highway one afternoon and heard a "pop."

Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he stopped and went out to check his tires.

He found a bottle laying in the gutter.

He picked it up and wiped off the label to see what kind of bottle it was when a very old genie popped out.

The genie said, "Man, I'm too old for this! You get one wish, not three - just one."

The driver thought long and hard, and finally said,

"It would be really nice for all the bridges to be wide enough that over-sized loads could get through without any trouble."

The genie said, "Do you know how many bridges that would be?!

Can't you come up with something simpler?"

The driver replied, "How about you make all the blondes as smart as brunettes?"

The genie answered, "Well how wide would you like those bridges?"
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the box of cheerios Not rated yet
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three old women Not rated yet
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