Red-haired Blonde (with poor eyesight?)

Red-haired Blonde (with poor eyesight?)

by Semper Fi
(momoseven@yahoo.com)

A Beautiful Blonde grew tired of 'Blonde Jokes'...

So she dyed her hair a flaming Red.....

Jumped into her little sports car and sped out into the World to prove that 'blondes' are really smart....

she comes across thousands of sheep crossing the road and stops, thinking ('Now is my chance to prove Blondes are smart')....

"Hello Mr. Sheepherderman, if I tell you how many Sheep you have will you give me one?".....

Well, the Shepherd, feeling that this is a break in the monotony of the day, says: "Sure, go for it"....

She counts and in a few seconds says: "4,714" ....

Amazed, the Shepherd says "You got it." ....

She picks up one of the little animals and jumps back in her little sports car....

but "Wait a minute" he says.....

"how about giving me a chance to get even...

if I guess what your original hair color is....

will you give me back my dog?"


























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