RETIREMENT JOKES QUOTES
"Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty"
-- Joan Rivers
"The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."
-- Muhammad Ali
"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always
being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn
them down."
-- T.S. Eliot
"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent."
-- Wendy Cope
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to
merit the face you have at fifty."
-- Coco Chanel
Retirement
Jokes Quotes
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age"
-- French proverb
"You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older."
-- Anouk Aimee
"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful,
reverent that is to triumph over old age."
-- Thomas B. Aldrich
"To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the
most difficult chapters in the great art of living."
-- Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly.
You're as old as you feel."
-- Elizabeth Arden
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
-- Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
"I hope I never get so old I get religious."
-- Ingmar Bergman
Retirement Jokes Quotes
"In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into
us."
-- Josh Billings
"Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather
than shocked."
-- Pearl S.
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
-- Billie Burke
"You must
become an old man in
good time if you wish to be an old man long."
-- Marcus T. Cicero
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative."
-- Maurice Chevalier
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
-- Bob Hope
"I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all
lower."
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
"The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about
anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my
notions have only wasted my time."
-- George Bernard Shaw
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard
there is nothing you can do about it."
-- Golda Meir
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom."
-- H. L. Mencken
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie
about your age."
-- Lucille Ball
Retirement Jokes Quotes
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
-- Ogden Nash
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
-- Charles Schultz
