RUDE BLONDE JOKES
A blonde guy gets home early from work one day and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.
You rotten bastard," says the husband.
"My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
Rude Blonde Jokes -- Drunk Blond Guy
There was a blond guy in a bar one night who got really drunk.
When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.
So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Shocked, the nun felt her knees go beneath her but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the bum, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn’t move very much.
Then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said,
“Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?”
Rude Blonde Jokes -- Brain Transplant
A mid-level blonde executive was getting frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year.
So he decided to go to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his IQ
20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said.
"But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied.
"An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars;
an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand;
an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand.
An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain?
Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked,
"how many Democrats we would have to kill to get an ounce?"
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