RUDE TEXT JOKES
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions,
pushing you luck,
beating around the bush,
and dodging the issue.
Don't let you mind wander -
it's far too small to be let out on its own
We have strange and wonderful relationship.
You're strange and I'm wonderful.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed.
When it did, he moved away.
Never wrestle a pig.
You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...
but they clap their hands over their eyes.
People like him don't just grow on trees
- they swing from them
Sure, I'd love to help you out...
now, which way did you come in?
I think the sun shines out of your arse.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
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