by Reimers
(Madolehnimw,Pohnpei,FSM)
5 yrs old Little Johnny and his mother went for a shopping one day at Pay Less.
The mother picked up a $2.00 shampoo admiring it and putting it down again saying it's to expensive for $2.00.
Little Johnny picked up a $3.00 toy asking his mother to buy but her mother told him to put it down because the toy isn't even worth $3.00..."Too expensive Little Johnny".
Look for something cheap Little Johnny. The mother walked around and saw a beautiful bracelet which cost only $1.00.
"Don't you like it Johnny", asked the mother. "Yes, very much", said Little Johnny.
The mother then took Little Johnny's hand and walked all the way to the store keeper..
"Sir, how much is this $1.00 bracelet", asked the mother while Little Johnny is pulling her blouse.
Without listen to the store keeper's answer, the mother looked down at Little Johnny and asked what's wrong.
That bracelet is too expensive because it cost 4 quarters, but mine is 3...
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