"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it
necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
Short Computer Jokes -- Random Computer Jokes
A doctor,
a civil engineer,
and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest
profession in the world.
The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve
from a rib taken from Adam.
This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the
oldest profession in the world."
The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book
of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the
earth from out of the chaos.
This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of
civil engineering.
Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in
the world."
The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said
confidently,
"Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?
Short
Computer Jokes -- Computer
Software Jokes
A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his
computer.
She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in
with.
Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis".
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.
She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED.
NOT LONG ENOUGH.
Short Computer Jokes -- Humorous Computer Jokes
Upside of Y2K
January 1, 2000 Re: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s).
As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave
per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next pay check will reflect payment of $ 8,277,432.22 which will
include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
Short Computer Jokes -- Computer History Jokes
Dear Y2K Colleagues:
Here was a recent bit of confusion about Y2K that may gives us new
insights into public perception:
"I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be
honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.
At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all my
calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new
months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk