SHORT MEXICAN JOKES
sHORT mEXICAN jOKES
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card.
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Two mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop.
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose.
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans.
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't.
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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3s?
Because it says no trespassing.
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What do you call a midget Mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay.
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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
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What do you call Mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
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Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed!
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Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present.
Your Bike.
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