SMART BLONDE JOKE


Smart Blonde Joke -- Blondes at School

In a high school civics class, there was a discussion about what should be the qualifications for becoming President of the United States...




One of the basic requirements was that the candidate has to be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class stood up and began complaining about

how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen.

In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office.

She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with

"What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

Smart Blonde Joke -- Blonde Test Funny Jokes -- Blondes in the School

There were many blondes in one class and the teacher asked one of them,

"What is 6 + 2?"

The blonde sayed, "4?"

The rest of the blondes said,

"Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

Then the teacher asked, "What is 10 - 5?"

The blonde responded, "15?"

Once again the rest of the contestants screamed,

"Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

The teacher then decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?"

"3?" said the blonde.

The rest of the blondes said,

"Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

Humorous Blonde Jokes -- Blondes in the School


A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes,

and then in a fit of inspiration takes out a coin from her wallet.

She starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet:

true for heads and false for tails.

Within thirty minutes she is all done,

whereas the rest of the class is still working hard on the questions.

But then when the time is almost up,

in the final minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks if she is ok.

"I finished the exam in the first half an hour,"

she replies.

"Now I'm rechecking my answers."

Smart Blonde Joke -- Humorous Blonde Jokes





A blonde walks into the library.

She walks up to the counter,

SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian,

"This is the WORST book I've ever read!"

"It has NO plot and far too many characters!"

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -

"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

Smart Blonde Joke -- Humorous Blonde Jokes

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."

Her question was,

"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"






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