SPORTS DIETING JOKES
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life.
This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $5,000 per month.
Calorie Burning Activities...
Jumping
to conclusions 100
Bending the rules 150
Stirring up trouble 150
Beating the system 100
Passing the buck 50
Pushing your luck 250
Flying off the handle 100
Circulating rumors 150
Wading through paperwork 300
Shooting the bull 150
Jumping on the bandwagon 200
Balancing the books 25
Running around in circles 350
Slinging mud 150
Running down everything 250
Dodging responsibilities 200
Climbing the carrier ladder 750
Digging up dirt 260
Adding fuel to the fire 160
Sit in the tub 20
pull the plug 20
fight the current 50
Wrapping it up at the day's end 12
Opening a can of worms 50
Putting your foot in your mouth 300
Throwing your weight around 350
Starting the ball rolling 90
Going over the edge 25
Picking up the pieces after 350
Counting eggs before they hatch 6
Calling it quits 2
Books on exercise are selling by the thousands.
And there's a reason for this.
It's a lot easier to read than it is to exercise.
He's
developing a more active
lifestyle. Now he sits and watches aerobics shows on television.
Exercise wouldn't be a problem with me if I had a different body to do
it with.
If it weren't for parking lots, some of us wouldn't do any walking at
all.
A woman was hit by a bus.
In her dying breath, she was heard to say,
"Thank goodness. No more aerobics."
