Story Time

by Jesse
(Evt.,PA, USA)

A preacher came out of the store and overheard two boys telling some huge stories.

The preacher asked them what they were doing as the stories were so terrible and untrue.

One boy said that they had a candy bar and whoever told the biggest story gets the candy bar.

The preacher looked down at them and said, “That is not the right thing to do to tell lies like that. I have never told a lie in my life.”

To that the boys yelled, “Give the preacher the candy bar!”