Sunday school

by James McS.
(Warwickshire)

Little Johny was attending a sunday school, and had been for years, but was not really interested in it.

Little Johny was asleep, when his teacher asked him a question, "Who is the almighty ruler?"

A girl who fancied little Johny poked him in the back with a pin, to which Johny exclamined,"God Almighty!"

"Very Good!" said the teacher.

Next week, Johny fell asleep again.

"Who is the mesiah?" asked the teacher.
Again, the girl poked him.

"Jesus Christ!"
"Very good, again!"

Then she said "What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?"

Again, Johny was poked.
He screamed, "if you poke that thing in me one more time i'll snap it in half!"