the bland blind blonde beggar

by colb
(michigan)

A bland blind blonde beggar named blidget was sittin' in box askin for food. sally, being the sweet, sweet woman she is gave him some nachos straight out of her portable nacho tray. he said "thanks soul sista, would you mind sparing some of those buffalo wings too?" she reached in to her dark green pocket on her left hip and extracted 5 hot wings and delivered them into his cup. he said "thanks soul sista, could I have some of those pigs in a blanket? i mean you have sooooo much food you could feed a 3rd world country, know what im saying?" agreeably she took out 20 pigs in a blanket and gently yet assertively gave them to him. he tickededly expressed his anger by exclaiming "WOMAN! you think you own the world don't ya! these aint no pigs and blankets, these is just some hot dawgs in some bread! go get me some real pigs and blankets or i will eat your house!! she left and came back with 20 real pigs and blankets. she then served him as his maid for the rest of his life. the end.