the bull

by renesamay
(newyork)

A blond and burnett sell their old bull for six hundred dollars.

The brunette tells the blond im gonna go get the bull and when i call you come get the bull bring the truck and wagon.

So the brunette drives into town she only has six hundred dollars with her she gets there and the man says are you buying this bull the brunette says yes how much do you want for him the man says five hundred ninety nine dollars and not a penny less so the brunette hands the man six hundred dollars he gives her a dollar back and she takes the bull and goes down to the post office and she says i would like to send a telegram the post office manger says to who and for what and the brunette says to my sister to come pick the bull up and he said first i will need you to fill out this form so she writes come pick the bull up at the post office and she gives the post office manager the paper and he says this will cost ninety nine cents per word.

the brunette says i only have a dollar and the man says is there any way you can make it into one word so the brunette erases everything and writes comfortable and the man asks how is she gonna know what to do with the word comfortable and the brunette says oh its a really big word and she's a blond so she has to sound it out so it says
com-fer-ta-bull