The circle

by Jerry C.
(mansfield, texas, united states)

One day a blonde is driving on the freeway where she crashes into a truck.

soon after the driver of the truck got out and drew a circle in the middle of the road and told the blonde to step in it and he also told her to not move an inch.

So then the blonde gets in the circle and doesnt move. Soon the man gets a gun out of his truck and shoots the blondes cars tires out.

Then the truck driver checks on the blonde and she just was in the circle with a smile on her face.

The truck driver gets mad and then grabs a knife from his truck and cuts up all the leather seats in the blondes car and again checks on the blonde and she is in the circle laughing a little.

The man gets really irritated and gets lighter fluid out of his truck and pours it all over the blondes car and then lights the car on fire.

The man looks over at the blonde and she is laughing so hard she fell to the ground.

The man then asks the blonde why she was laughing while he ruined her car.

The blonde looks at the man and says "WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING I STEPPED OUT OF THE CIRCLE 4 TIMES."