the glitchsein murder of the century

by colb
(michigan)

"i HATE germans!" yelled the racist. joseph smith said "woah there....racist, lets calm down" he produced a lollipop out of thin air and gave it to him. the raist licked and licked and licked until he could lick no more. "i finally found it!!! it takes 12,569 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!!!!" joseph smith wiped the racists memory and reported to the press how many licks it takes. they nominated him "honorary religiious leader of the year" everybody converted to mormonism (including the racist who could no longer rembember that he was racist for he could no longer recollect anything anymore for his memory was wiped therefore leaving him with no memories including his racist memories). moses split the red sea and all the fish died. Nemo said "YO, whats the deal? you killed my parents!!" he replied "yes but a burning bush told me to do it" nemo nodded in agreement...