three old women
Three old women died and went to heaven.
When they got up there St. Peter told them the rules he said "You are NOT aloud to step on a duck."
So the first old woman walked in and stepped on a duck.
They brought her the ugliest guy you could ever imagine.
The second woman walked in and didn't step on a duck for two weeks and they brought her a ugly man with wrinkles.
Then the last blonde didn't step on a duck for two whole year and one day she stepped on a duck.
They brought her the most gorgeous man ever.
She said "Man I don't know what I did to deserve you."
Then the manthen said, "I don't know but I stepped on a duck."
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