VERY FUNNY JOKES ABOUT LIGHTBULBS


Very Funny Jokes -- Lightbulb Jokes

Q:  How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ?




A:  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

Q:  How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  11. One to DO IT ALL BY HERSELF!!!! And 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!

Q:  How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A:  Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

Q:  How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  Duh.... whats a lightbulb???

Q:  How many yuppies does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  Two. One to mix the gin n tonics, and one to phone the electrician.

Q:  How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  None 'o yo' damn business!

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --


Q:  How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  The question is irrelevant since you can never find anyone that admits to being a racist. They tend to say things like

"Well I'm not a racist, BUT ....."

Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 50. One to change the bulb, and 49 to say "I could have done that!"

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

 Q:  How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...

Q:  How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?

A:  Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.

Q:  How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  Three.  One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light

    bulbs until one is found that isn't defective.

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

Q:  How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  None.  If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces

    would have already caused it to happen.

Q:  How many computer studies students does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  None. They are far too busy hacking.

Q:  How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Three, but they're really only one.

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

Q:  How many manic-depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new

    and old bulbs. (Yes, anal-retentive really does have a hyphen.)

Q:  How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.

Q:  How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  How many can you afford?





Q:  How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"

Q:  How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

A:  WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?

Q:  How many PC users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first.

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

Q:  How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We

    have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.

Q:  How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q:  How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Two.  One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it...

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

Q:  How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

Q:  How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take

     to screw in a light bulb?

A:  One, but they're really three.

Q:  How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

Q:  How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --

Q:  How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  None. He simply declares darkness to be the new standard.

Q:  How many Belgians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Q:  How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  None. They're all far too busy crossing the road.

-- Very Funny Jokes -- Silly Lightbulb Jokes --


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q:how many share investors are required to change the bulb? a: the bulb is short,: sell my GE shares.





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