VERY FUNNY JOKES ABOUT LIGHTBULBS
Q: How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 11. One to DO IT ALL BY HERSELF!!!! And 10 to form a
survivors
of darkness support group!
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Duh.... whats a lightbulb???
Q: How many yuppies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to mix the gin n tonics, and one to phone the
electrician.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None 'o yo' damn business!
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Q:
How many racists
does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: The question is irrelevant since you can never find anyone
that admits to being a racist. They tend to say things like
"Well I'm not a racist, BUT ....."
Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 50. One to change the bulb, and 49 to say "I could have done that!"
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Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change
a
lightbulb?
A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him,
so...
Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a
light
bulb?
A: Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows
for
it.
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to
carry
enough light
bulbs until one is found that isn't
defective.
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing,
market
forces
would have already caused it to happen.
Q: How many computer studies students does it take to change
a
lightbulb ?
A: None. They are far too busy hacking.
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really only one.
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Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between
the
new
and old bulbs. (Yes, anal-retentive
really does have
a hyphen.)
Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on
soon.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q:
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A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer,
mate!"
Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
A: WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?
Q: How many PC users does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for
viruses
first.
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Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody
bulb!
We
have had it for a thousand years and it
has worked
just *fine*.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Q: How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a
_long_
story about it...
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
Q: How many people with multiple personality disorder does it
take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but they're really three.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.
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Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably
won't
work either.
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Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. He simply declares darkness to be the new standard.
Q: How many Belgians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They're all far too busy crossing the road.
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q:how many share investors are required to change the bulb?
a: the bulb is short,: sell my GE shares.
