YO DADDY JOKES

Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."



Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind.

Yo daddy so old, when I slapped him on the back his you-know-what fell off!

Yo daddy so skinny he can hoola-hoop through a cheerio!

Yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.

Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed

Yo daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
  





Yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.

Yo daddy so bald that I used his head as a mirror.

Yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled "Taxi!"

Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car.

Yo daddy is like a mounds bar - he's got no nuts.  

Yo daddy so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.

Yo daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast.  

Yo daddy so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future.  

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Yo daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him.  

Yo daddy so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.

Yo daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget!  

Yo daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.

Yo daddy so fat Alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."

Yo daddy so fat his parents had to take him to the Pacific Ocean to get him babticed.

Yo daddy so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.

Yo daddy so old Jesus signed his yearbook.

Yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.  

Yo daddy so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

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Yo daddy so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someone's in the house.

Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open.

Yo daddy so dumb, he went to the Bulls game and said which one am I riding.  

Yo daddy hair so nappy Moses couldn't part it. 

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