YO DADDY SO FAT JOKES

Yo daddy so fat, when he moves.. everyone screams "Earthquake!"



Yo daddy so fat he uses the family pool as his beer cooler.

Yo daddy so fat Alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."..

Yo daddy so fat he spent 10 years learning the Us American Art of Fart-ination.

Yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled "Taxi!"

Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed.

Yo daddy so fat, when he gets a sex change.. he hires a Tree Logger.

Yo daddy so fat when his ass falls asleep, it starts snoring. (too many beans!)

Yo daddy so fat he burns over centillians of calories while walking, but it doesn't make any difference.

Yo daddy so fat he snacks on blue whales like popcorn.

Yo daddy so fat he goes to a huge clothes store and says,

"Dammit why do u only sell shorts and underwear that look like jeans!"

Yo daddy so fat he falls down and bounces higher and higher.

Yo daddy so fat, he can't even bend down to pick up the soap.

Yo daddy so fat, when a bus hit him, he said quit pushing.

Yo daddy so fat, they need the srength of the army to get him outta bed.

Yo daddy is so fat he uses a vcr for a beeper.

Yo daddy is so fat I told him it was chilly outside and he ran and got a spoon.

Yo daddy so fat when he travels he gotta make two trips.

Yo daddy so fat he's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo daddy so fat he's on both sides of the family.

Yo daddy so fat his belly button's got an echo.

Yo daddy so fat, when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo daddy so fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo daddy ass is so big, he has to crap in a dumpster.

Yo daddy so fat, waitresses take her order in shorthand.

Yo daddy so fat jokes he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth.

Yo daddy so fat when he walks China has an earth quake.

Yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.

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