Zak's crazy jokes

Zak's crazy jokes

by Zak Evans
(Beacon reach, pr3 3yb)

(1). A man walks into a bar! Ouch!!!

(2). A policeman arrests 2 kids yesterday, 1 was drinking battery acid and the other 1 was eating fireworks so the policeman charges 1 and let's the other 1 off!!!

(3). 2 Arial's sitting on a roof, fall in love, get married, the wedding party was crap but the reception was brilliant!!!

(4). “ Doctor, doctor” “I feel like a pair of curtains”

Pull your self together then!!!

(5). “Knock, knock”
Who's there?
Dun up!
Dun up who!!!

(6). Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!!!

(7). What do deaf leopards do?

“Play music”

(8). What do u call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?

“A Woolley jumper”

(9). What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!!!

(10). “Knock, knock”
Who's there
Phill
Phill who?
Phill my crack in!!!

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Jun 20, 2014
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by: Anonymous

Great jokes Zak!

Jun 20, 2014
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Great jokes Zak!

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