zaks funny jokes

zaks funny jokes

by zak william evans

1) The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

2) what did the police man say to the ice cream? Freeze.

3) why did the man in the focus cancel all of his driving lessons? Because he could not afford afford it.

4) why are pirates, pirates? because they AARRRRE.

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